Indiana Jones meets Master Chief, plus a kickass soundtrack.

The Swede Brothers have released their 87th swede. Karate Kid in da house!

Game over man!

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I'm tired of these motherfuckin plates on this motherfuckin table. I think thats how it goes.

I figured why not post other stuff while theres a lull in new releases...





Poor guy. I woulda had to pee for sure.

I'm back in town and have a couple more new releases to throw at yah. First up is a nice rendition of Armageddon, created by a group of Michael Bay lovers. The second film has convinced me that I don't even need to see There Will Be Blood, because it can't be any better than this.

Rock'n'roll kids. I've got 3 new ones for yah. Here is an excellent rendition of Top Gun, a super short rendition of Dune, and an almost too good rendition of Beastmaster (and don't worry, the Top Gun isn't a gay porn):

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. We got us a new release boys and girls. Not just a simple release at that. No, here we have a full blown trilogy! In honor of being our first new release, X-Men has been located 5 places on the site. Yes, that's right, it's the swede of the day, in the forums, twice on the films page, and here on the blog. See.. this is the kind of love you get when you release on swededfilms.com! File this one under T for tasty. Enjoy, X-Men:

Have you ever made a birthday cake, decorated the house in birthday flair, hired a pony and a clown, and then had no one show up. Not even the birthday person. It happens to me all the time. For instance, swededfilms.com. A hack job I threw together in a matter of hours. Not to say there wasn't blood, sweat and tears involved, though there wasn't. Perhaps its the lack of the 'what' page, which maybe is roughly equal to a pony, that has turned people off. So I will therefore make a solemn oath that I will create and post that 'what' page tonight. In fact, I will probably go scour the web for the dozens of sweded movies I'm still missing. Then, yes then, this party should be bumpin'. Don't forget to enjoy the clown.

We are live people! Theres still a couple pages that aren't done, but hey, you know, whatever. I expect the growth to be phenomenal! Don't you feel just amazing knowing you're gonna be part of something huge. I've posted the original home page here, lest it be forgotten. Live on my friend.

As this site is in its early stages, I'm ok with the following. Perhaps upon great success, films like these will be hidden in the bowels of the forums and not posted to the blog. But hey, it makes me laugh.

We did everybody! We have a reached a pivotal number which solidifies us as a legit internet resource. From here on out it is likely that us original 3 will be forgotten, so for now I say kudos to me and the two other people who haven't logged in since they created their accounts. Without a strong foundation, the superstructure that will be swededfilms.com will not be able to grow, or could grow, but would crumble under its own weight.